Get ready for the quarterly DISH Conference Call

Get ready for another morning of rip-roaring fun tomorrow as DISH reveals its quarterly results. Always the master of ruining the suspense, DISH generally puts its financials out several hours before the call meaning that if you do listen in to the actual financial presentation, you’ll realize they’re just pretty much reading the same numbers you have in front of you.

All in all it’s a good prescription for people who need a nap in the middle of the day. Even the press release is a snoozer:

ENGLEWOOD, Colo.–(BUSINESS WIRE)– DISH Network Corp. (NASDAQ: DISH) will host a conference call at noon Eastern Time (ET) on Wednesday, November 9, 2016, to discuss its third quarter results. The dial-in numbers are (800) 618-8682 (U.S.) and (312) 281-1202. A webcast replay will be available on DISH’s Investor Relations website the day of the call from 6 p.m. to 12 a.m. ET.
DISH will distribute a financial results news release prior to the call. It will be posted to the Investor Relations website at DISH Network – Investor Relations – 1.888.825.2557.

Did you make it through that without nodding off?

As usual, I’ll be here to dissect the financials for you. It’s expected to be a fairly good 3rd quarter for DISH, although by 2016 standards that probably means they’ll only have a small subscriber loss.